Top Ten Ways I like My Coffee 10. Hot 9. Hair-free 8. Non-crunchy 7. One barrel at a time 6. Doughnut-enabled 5. So caffeinated it jumps out of the cup and slaps me 4. Sucked straight out of the filter 3. Intravenously 2. Strong enough to sit up and bark Rowf! 1. With 5150 Energy added to it. . ...  October 18, 2010

. This little grandmother was surprised by her 7 year old grandson one morning. He had made her coffee. She drank what was the worst cup of coffee in her life. When she got to the bottom, there were three of those little green army men in the cup. She said, “Honey, what [...]...  October 18, 2010

You Know You Are Addicted To Coffee If… You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake. You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer. The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you. The nurse needs a stop watch [...]...  October 18, 2010

You Might Be a Caffeine Addict If … every coffee company wants to have your picture on their packs of coffee powder. it’s 6:09 AM and you’re on your 2nd 20oz. cup of coffee. Starbucks has decided to use you as their official mascot. you’ve ever carried your coffee cup into the shower with [...]...  October 18, 2010

One Good Deed An elderly gentleman is standing at the pearly gates and St. Peter addresses him: “All you need to have done is one good deed, and we will allow you passage into heaven” The old man says, “No problem,” as he recounts to St. Peter that he once stopped at an [...]...  October 18, 2010

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